tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7317098976118080523.post4344758018760666968..comments2023-12-16T07:42:27.386-08:00Comments on foodopolis: Voodoo Doughnut - Portland OregonMichaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01308005068066611842noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7317098976118080523.post-63851548967175232852009-01-21T01:39:00.000-08:002009-01-21T01:39:00.000-08:00To The Manager; When my girls, 17 and 19 and my c...To The Manager;<BR/><BR/> When my girls, 17 and 19 and my childish husband 45, saw you on the food network it was like magic. They had to plan a trip. We are from central California near Lake Tahoe and we drove up in our 5th wheel to visit my in-laws in December, they are in Florence OR about 4 hours away. I had a migraine for a week and we were set to head home the next day, but because of the migraine we had not gone to Portland yet. We took off about 2 pm to Portland and my daughter and I spent 4 hours sharing the driving. My head was pounding and I was starving. We got there about 6 and I ducked into Kaiser for a shot of Dilaudid for my head. the only thing it did was to cause us to be 5 hours later. We stopped into burgerville at 10pm to have a quick bite which I quickly vomited up because of the pain. We then went to your shop, the original one. I thought it would be about a 30 dollar deal when I came out $90 poorer I was shocked but decided as long as the doghnuts were good. Because of my intense pain we decided to stay at Holiday Inn rather than back to Florence at midnight. At the hotel we broke open a midnight snack as I put on my t shirt hat and panties to sleep in. We ordered 4 cock n balls, 3 of which had to be made up at 5 bucks a pop. The girl stacked them on each other and you couldn't even tell what the heck they were for pictures for our album. The 5 voodoo dolls 2 were stale, 1 had no pretzel and 1 had no blood inside. The worst of everything was, DUDE HAVE YOU EVER HAD A YEAST PRODUCT THAT WAS NOT COOKED ALL THE WAY? I WAS SOOOO FUCKING SICK. YOUR TEXAS DOGHNUT WAS DOGHY AND I, NEEDLESS TO SAY SPENT THE NIGHT AT KAISER ALONG WITH MOST OF THE MORNING FOR THEM TO GET THE GAS OUT OF MY GUT. SO GET THIS, NOT ONLY DID MY TRIP GET ME AN ASSLOAD OF PAIN, BUT OUT $80 PLUS OUT 70 FOR THE HOTEL, PLUS OUT $150 FOR THE NIGHT AT KAISER AND OUT $50 FOR THE MEDICATION TO GO HOME WITH AND ON TOP OF IT, OUT 200 FOR MISSING 2 DAYS WORK BEING SICK FROM YOUR FRIGGIN DOGHNUT!!!!<BR/><BR/>NEEDLESS I WILL NOT BE BACK AND WE HAD A NICE BURNING CEREMONY WITH YOUR SHIRT, PANTIES AND HAT.<BR/><BR/>SINCERELY<BR/>DARLENE SWAGER<BR/>POLLOCK PINES CA<BR/>aneee4evr@yahoo.comaneeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04999649733669546178noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7317098976118080523.post-77703448825505307382007-09-03T08:43:00.000-07:002007-09-03T08:43:00.000-07:00Hello Kirk, Maybe we caught this place on a very b...Hello Kirk, Maybe we caught this place on a very bad day. There was no inventory other than the 12 or so highly heatlamped donuts in the case. And it was very unclean, sanitarywise for a food place. The otherstuff I had expected to be there. Going up to the area in October. Maybe will try it again. I must say though that the area is rich in eateries and such.Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01308005068066611842noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7317098976118080523.post-79617339597562814132007-09-02T19:42:00.000-07:002007-09-02T19:42:00.000-07:00Hi Michael - Being an old fashioned kind of guy, I...Hi Michael - Being an old fashioned kind of guy, I enjoy doughnuts from Voodoo. I haven't had any of the funky stuff like the "Triple Chocolate Penetration" or Maple Dougnut with Bacon...but I've enjoyed the old fashioned glazed(beats the pants off Krispy Kreme) once or twice. If you think this place is kinda....I guess you use the word "dirty"....you haven't seen some of the places I've eaten at in the SGV.KirkKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05877072133631180313noreply@blogger.com